"No more loaded potato bites :("
"Don't be a moron (yes, you iowa) when it snows, clean the snow off your car roof before driving or you will cause an accident."
"Room 111 doesn't lock, can open it without a key card."
"Almost got baby drummer. If it's here next time it'll be history."
"(Forgot to check in earlier) Tip yer wait staff. Leslie is...interesting and (to me) very easy on the eyes. Take care of her and she'll take care of you (no, not that way)."
"White chocolate mocha frapp is yummy"