If I Had Legs I'd Kick You - Production & Contact Info

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
R
113 min | Comedy, Drama

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

113 min | Comedy, Drama

With her life literally crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director

Mary Bronstein (directed by)

Writer

Mary Bronstein (written by)

Producers

Ronald Bronstein (produced by) | Eli Bush (produced by) | Richie Doyle (produced by) | Conor Hannon (produced by) & 3 more

Cinematographer

Christopher Messina

Editor

Lucian Johnston

Casting Directors

Geraldine Barón | Salome Oggenfuss

Production Designer

Carmen Navis

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Edit Released

Updated Jan 24, 2025

Release date

Jan 24, 2025 (United States)

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations

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Cast	+ Add Cast
24 cast members

Name	Known for
Rose Byrne Linda Linda See fewer	Spy (2015)
Delaney Quinn Child Child See fewer	Mystic Christmas (2023)
Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring Dr. Spring See fewer	Yeast (2008)
A$AP Rocky James James See fewer	Dope (2015)
Ivy Wolk Diana Diana See fewer	Anora (2024)
Christian Slater Charles Charles See fewer	Very Bad Things (1998)
Mark Stolzenberg Parking Attendant Parking Attendant See fewer	Bull (2016)
Conan O'Brien Therapist Therapist See fewer	The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Manu Narayan Landlord Landlord See fewer	The Love Guru (2008)
Danielle Macdonald Caroline Caroline See fewer	Patti Cake$ (2017)
Ella Beatty Kate Kate See fewer	Feud (2017)
Eva Kornet Breathworker Breathworker See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Helen Hong Eva Eva See fewer	Silicon Valley (2014)
Daniel Zolghadri Stephen Stephen See fewer	Funny Pages (2022)
Josh Pais Brad Brad See fewer	A Man in Full (2024)
Ronald Bronstein Caroline's Husband Caroline's Husband See fewer	Uncut Gems (2019)
Laurence Blum Police Officer Police Officer See fewer	Good Time (2017)
Lark White Vanessa Vanessa See fewer	Ride or Die (XII)
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Char Sidney Nurse Nurse See fewer	Ray Donovan (2013)
Jodi Pynn Gabree Nurse Nurse See fewer	I Am Legend (2007)
Alan Scott Puppeteer Puppeteer See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Jason Matthews Puppeteer Puppeteer See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
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