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  • If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
  • R
    113 min | Comedy, Drama
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
R
113 min | Comedy, Drama

With her life literally crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Director
Mary Bronstein (directed by)
Writer
Mary Bronstein (written by)
Producers
Ronald Bronstein (produced by) | Eli Bush (produced by) | Richie Doyle (produced by) | Conor Hannon (produced by) & 3 more
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Updated Jan 24, 2025

Release date
Jan 24, 2025 (United States)

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24 cast members
Name Known for
Rose Byrne
Linda Linda   See fewer
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring Dr. Spring   See fewer
A$AP Rocky
James James   See fewer
Ivy Wolk
Diana Diana   See fewer
Christian Slater
Charles Charles   See fewer
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant Parking Attendant   See fewer
Conan O'Brien
Therapist Therapist   See fewer
Manu Narayan
Landlord Landlord   See fewer
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline Caroline   See fewer
Eva Kornet
Breathworker Breathworker   See fewer
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen Stephen   See fewer
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband Caroline's Husband   See fewer
Laurence Blum
Police Officer Police Officer   See fewer
Lark White
Vanessa Vanessa   See fewer
Alan Scott
Puppeteer Puppeteer   See fewer
Jason Matthews
Puppeteer Puppeteer   See fewer
Victor Broadley
Puppeteer Puppeteer   See fewer
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