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Thought I bought high fantasy novel not some 40yo virgins wet dream recounting.

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2 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-30-24

Title says it all- OF COURSE the main char has a giant D, every girl has a prefect body, & bangs him in detail. OF COURSE all the girls just LOVE oral with no reciprocation, have no problem with him banging every other chick- but will, of course, be fully faithful themselves to ONLY him, and thinks the main char D is "The most beautiful thing they've seen"... yaaa said no woman EVER. Keep dreaming dude. Couple chap in you'll see- this isn't high literary fantasy classification, it's some lonely 40 y.o. virgin gamer living in mommy's basement's wet dream fantasy with a little magic and conflict thrown in. I'm no prude, but these scenes are frankly just frequent & explicit to the point of being obnoxious. If you can get past that, the rest of the ACTUAL story line is decent and the voice acting is superb.

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Great story line, but Gender neut junk distractin

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4 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-28-22

As with all these story lines with its associated series, it's masterfully done with unique magic and thrilling sub plots. The only reason I give it 4 stars overall is the gender neutral pronoun junk is a bit ridiculous and very distracting- especially as an audio book. You've got 6 main characters all fighting in a scene that's already complex, but then you have ONE of the characters that for some reason is gender neutral so the author is referring to them a "they, them, their" and your trying to figure out if "their" action is the team or the one lone random gender neutral character... definitely takes away from the plot your trying to follow. I mean, come on, this isn't politics or some crazy situation that calls for being politically correct where you have to worry about offending someone. It's your damn character- assign it a gender for ease of use and move on. Of all its associated series, this is the first book that presents this ridiculousness. Author, please go back to your normal writing style, I don't know who your trying to impress by showing them you have no gender label bias, but it's not working for you and only taking away from a masterfully written story line.

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great as always

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-22-22

love the entire series, bought every one so far, can't wait for the next

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Just Don't, you'll be sorry, read below

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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-06-22

First and foremost, I've never EVER left a bad review and I have read hundreds of titles. This series is bad enough for me to break that. Secondly, since I spent $200 on the whole series and gave it a fighting chance, start to finish, I'm entitled to my opinion and hope I can warn someone from making my mistake. I try to be fair and respect every authors time, energy, emotional investment, and literary style- this one.. I'm sorry, I have to speak up. It's annoyingly inconsistent and some things don't make sense. For instance, it's set in a fantasy world, not earth, and in some time frame of magic and swords- so how did he "spin on a dime". What's a modern American currency reference doing in this setting? The champion knight (on his wedding day) was stabbed once through the chest by an assassin as his bride to be watched before the assassin fled; literally opening sentence of next book something to the effect of Alistair stared in horror at her beloved "riddled with holes"... um I thought he was stabbed once, where did we suddenly get "riddled with holes"? Does the author even read what they write? How did the editor, assuming there is one (and I have my doubts considering there's more flaws than I can list riddled throughout EVERY book), not catch this? Story line is pretty generic- bad guys always loose, good guys never die or if they do they always come back to life, every arrow and sword thrust always hits its mark perfectly the first time... it's just painful to read. Promise you I'm not being over critical- read about 2 books, if you must, and you'll see exactly what I mean. I don't expect every author to be a Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Robin Hobb, Brian D. Anderson, Terry Mancour, Kel Kade, Joe Abercrombie, or Mark Lawrence, but damn, give me something better than this for $200 please! It's like a middle schooler wrote it!

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Just don't. believe me, spent $200 on whole series

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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-06-22

First and foremost, I've never EVER left a bad review and I have read hundreds of titles. This series is bad enough for me to break that. Secondly, since I spent $200 on the whole series and gave it a fighting chance, start to finish, I'm entitled to my opinion and hope I can warn someone from making my mistake. I try to be fair and respect every authors time, energy, emotional investment, and literary style- this one.. I'm sorry, I have to speak up. It's annoyingly inconsistent and some things don't make sense. For instance, it's set in a fantasy world, not earth, and in some time frame of magic and swords- so how did he "spin on a dime". What's a modern American currency reference doing in this setting? The champion knight (on his wedding day) was stabbed once through the chest by an assassin as his bride to be watched before the assassin fled; literally opening sentence of next book something to the effect of Alistair stared in horror at her beloved "riddled with holes"... um I thought he was stabbed once, where did we suddenly get "riddled with holes"? Does the author even read what they write? How did the editor, assuming there is one (and I have my doubts considering there's more flaws than I can list riddled throughout EVERY book), not catch this? Story line is pretty generic- bad guys always loose, good guys never die or if they do they always come back to life, every arrow and sword thrust always hits its mark perfectly the first time... it's just painful to read. Promise you I'm not being over critical- read about 2 books, if you must, and you'll see exactly what I mean. I don't expect every author to be a Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Robin Hobb, Brian D. Anderson, Terry Mancour, Kel Kade, Joe Abercrombie, or Mark Lawrence, but damn, give me something better than this for $200 please! It's like a middle schooler wrote it!

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awesomeness. no more subtle hints!

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 11-22-22

Finally cracks the multi verse wide open and starts bringing the different worlds, as well as their respective magics together. Can't wait for Era 3. Hoyd sure gets around..

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Damn good trilogy!

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-29-17

Damn good trilogy! Won't be disappointed! great story line and plot twists, must read!

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excellent as Ben Hale always is

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-19-17

own every book Ben Hale has written- have not been disappointed yet. excellent story line and ties into original Luminea story.

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loved it! can't wait for next book!

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-16-17

great story line. If you like Brandon Sanderson, Scott lynch, George r.r. Martin, Tolkien, Robin Hobb, among many similar authors, and of course Brian d. Anderson's other books, which I own every one of, you'll love this.

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AWESOME story line! must read! great plot!

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-28-16

love it! rapidly sucks you into the story line from the start. can't wait to see how it continues in the next books.

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