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London Hughes
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Wil Wheaton
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2024 Audie Award winner for Audio Drama
Get ready for a hilarious fantasy adventure crafted by master storyteller Felicia Day. This epic and captivating audio experience is performed by an incredible ensemble cast including Felicia herself, Wil Wheaton, Sean Astin, LilyPichu, London Hughes, and the incomparable Neil Gaiman as The Narrator.
Once upon a time, in the magical land of San Francisco, there lived a not-so-ordinary girl named Laurel Pettigrew. She was supposed to be the Chosen One. The plan was simple: She would vanquish the great evil Tybus in an epic battle. But destiny had other ideas, and Laurel's performance in the whole heroics department was a colossal flop.
Now, instead of being a legendary hero, Laurel's the resident pariah of the magic realm. And what’s worse, the dark wizard Tybus swooped in, took over the realm, and forced all supernatural creatures to live under his tyrannical rule. He’s even stripped away the magical powers of those who refused to join his wicked cause. Yeah, everyone hates her. Well, everyone except her two roomies—Sybil, the sassiest diva of a fairy, who could throw shade with the flick of a wing. And Frank, the vampire who rocks a bald spot and a serious paunch. They are the real MVPs, the ride-or-die buddies who have her back, no matter how many colossal fails she racks up.
And it’s all about to get even weirder. Along comes Kate, a Normie who somehow knows more about Laurel than Laurel knows about herself. Turns out, she's got some secrets up her sleeve that might just give Laurel a shot at redemption and a chance to rewrite her destiny.
Third Eye is a side-splitting adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Laurel and her ragtag team of misfits must embark on a wild journey to take down Tybus. It's a treacherous path, but they'll have to put their differences aside and work together. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and cheer as they stumble their way toward an epic showdown.
The full cast includes Felicia Day, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Judge, Carolyn Seymour, Laraine Newman, Wil Wheaton, Danny Pudi, Sean Astin, LilyPichu, London Hughes, Alan Tudyk, Nyima Funk, Hudson Yang, Amir Talai, Sean Giambrone, Jade Hykush, Janet Varney, Lila Sage Bromley, Amy Okuda, Phil LaMarr, Steve Agee, Kate Miccuci, Jeff Lewis, Troy Baker, Harvey Guillen, Weird Al Yankovic, Kristian Nairn, and Jonah Ray Rodrigues.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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Humans have reached the stars. There is no evidence any other species survived its own sentience long enough to do the same. Until now, when the Magellanix deep-space scout Accipiter discovers the Artifact, a million-year-old alien construct resting in a dormant volcano on a faraway world.
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couldn't make it through this book....
- By Will S. on 09-26-24
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- Susan G.
- 10-08-23
Excellent story and fun performance!
What a wonderful experience - I didn't want it to end! Great story with so many geek references and, somehow, an extremely relatable lead character voiced by Felicia Day. The cast was excellent, full of beloved voices like Wil Wheaton, Sean Astin, Christopher Judge and even some from Day's The Guild (Wheaton, of course, but also Amy Okuda and Jeff Lewis). All narrated with the perfect level of snark and wit by Neil Gaiman. Loved it!
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- Jojozaff
- 10-11-23
Fun and Heartwarming
I love Felicia Day and was excited to try this! This series was even better than I was expecting. It’s funny, heartwarming and excellent world building. The cast is stellar and I occasionally still head London Hughes in my head. Go listen now!
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- EmmaLeigh
- 10-11-23
Amazing Production! Highly recommend!
Overall absolutely amazing!
The story was super interesting, funny, sweet, and frustrating. Everything all wrapped into one! The production of this audio book is the best I’ve ever heard! I felt like I was listening to a real movie that was playing. The characters were so unique and each wonderful! My only complaint was that it was not longer:) Highly recommend you give it a listen!
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- Suzanne F.
- 10-09-23
Please let this have a sequel!!
I love all things Felicia Day- and I was so excited to listen to this once I saw the cast.
It’s a story that rolls along at a great tempo that made me giggle on the regular. This is one of those great urban fantasies where the love interest doesn’t dominate as a side quest. The characters- I wanted to be part of their world. The sound production was perfect.
Very much worth it.
I only wish I could have more easily looked up who was voicing which character more easily rather than waiting until the end of the story.
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- G. hicks
- 10-20-23
Great entertainment !
I could easily visualize the scenes with the well acted voices and sound production. I hope they make this into a graphic novel!
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- Travis Reis
- 11-30-23
Felicia Day does a great production
impressive cast with Neil Gaiman as narrator, and it's like an auditory television show (which I guess means a radio show?)
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- LinseyLoo
- 10-11-23
Love Love Love!!
I love Felicia Day so much!! This story was so well constructed and so full of voice, fantastic characters, memorable moments, and my kind of humor. I love love loved this listen! Sean Astin is always such an amazing voice actor, and I am now in love with London Hughes. Kate, however, was the WORST. Her character was insufferable and had no redeeming qualities. Ugh. I hated when she was in a scene. I want Neil Gaiman to narrate my life, please. I loved Frank and Tracy! Ha! I definitely highly recommend this audio special!
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- Sana Panjwani
- 07-17-24
Can’t imagine a better narrator than Neil Gaiman!
Everything about this was perfect. The story, the acting, the performance. I enjoyed it IMMENSELY. The narration was my absolutely fave and I equally love the subverted take on the chosen one trope.
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- Jacqueline Monroe
- 07-18-24
Awesome
A wonderful adventure that will entertain you on multiple levels with wonderful voices from an incredible cast
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- Ami-oh-my
- 10-15-23
Lots of fun
That was very enjoyable. So cheeky. So fun. Cracked me up. Actually laughed out loud.
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