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How to Kill Your Family

By: Bella Mackie
Narrated by: Charly Clive, Paul Panting
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‘I loved this book’ RICHARD OSMAN

‘Funny, sharp, dark and twisted’ JOJO MOYES

‘Chilling, but also laugh-out-loud funny. Another corker’ SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

They say you can’t choose your family. But you can kill them.

Meet Grace Bernard.
Daughter, sister, serial killer…
Grace has lost everything.
And she will stop at nothing to get revenge.

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‘Funny and furious and strangely uplifting. Grace is a bitter and beguiling anti-hero with a keen eye for social analysis – even in her most grisly deeds, you never stop rooting for her’ PANDORA SYKES

‘Deliciously addictive…brilliantly executed’ i PAPER

‘Addictive… Grace Bernard is one of the most intriguing and bewitching protagonists I've read in years’ EMMA GANNON

‘A funny, compulsive read about family dysfunction and the media’s obsession with murder’ SUNDAY TIMES STYLE

‘You’ll be gripped… Grace’s emotional detachment throughout will give you chills’ Rated 5 stars by COSMOPOLITAN

‘Hilarious and dark’ ELLE

‘Ironic twists and caustic commentary on everything from liberal guilt to the consumerist con that is “selfcare” sharpen this debut novel’ OBSERVER

‘Brilliantly tongue-in-cheek stuff from the Vogue columnist’ IRISH INDEPENDENT

‘Witty, waspish satire of a murderer with no regrets’ GRAZIA

‘Original, funny, unique and such a refreshing read’ PRIMA

‘A deliciously dark debut novel’ RED

‘One very entertaining read’ WOMAN’S WAY

How To Kill Your Family was number 1 in the Sunday Times paperback chart on 26/04/2022

©2021 Bella Mackie (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
Coming of Age Dark Humour Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Scary Thought-Provoking Witty Comedy

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Great story, slightly off narration

I loved this book. I found myself rooting for the main character despite her being super unlikeable. I quite liked the ending, although it did feel a bit rushed. I wish it had turned out differently!

Paul Panting's narration was fantastic. Charly Clive was good except she took pauses in strange places and rushed through in others - I found myself slowing down the book in order to allow for emphasis between what I imagine are separate paragraphs as it was so annoying. It is a shame as when her narration was in flow (towards the end of the book), it was a much nicer experience.

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Brilliant up to chapter 18

I really enjoyed the pace of the story at the beginning. Although a controversial tale, I understood Grace’s character. However from chapter 18 the story went downhill. I disliked the ending, was not fitting of the story that had built up.

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Dark and twisted at it's best

Frustrating as this could have been brilliant. I didn't like the ending at all, however the start and middle were brilliant.



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Enjoyed until the end

V good overall. I would recommend to a friend. Wasn’t sure on final few chapters comparative to the first 75% of the book but I did enjoy it.

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Great narrators

Narration was excellent by both of them but I felt the ending was rushed. Overall I really enjoyed it and would listen to again.

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increddddible

I got through this in one day, couldn't stop listening. book of 2021 for me

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Loved it!

Really different. Loved the scheming and lows to which she stooped!!
Really refreshing. A nod to 'sweet pea' perhaps??
MORE,!!!

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excellent story

amazing story line. I couldn't put it down. a must read read. well performed

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A Handbook of Sorts

Loved it. Crime did pay more or less. The twist very near the end was superb.

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A fantastic listen

Absolutely love this book. Brilliantly gripping and marvellous read
Completely unexpected twist…. s
Hopefully more books to come

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