Carnage (2011)

Christoph Waltz: Alan Cowan

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• Alan Cowan : [to Penelope]  I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. Made me want to run out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster.

• Alan Cowan : Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. The god whose rule's been unchallenged since time immemorial.

• Alan Cowan : Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful.

• Nancy Cowan : [reaching for the scotch bottle]  Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters.

  Alan Cowan : Stop it, Nancy.

  Nancy Cowan : No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk.

  Alan Cowan : You're drunk enough.

  Nancy Cowan : How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the world! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights!

  Michael Longstreet : Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes out.

• Alan Cowan : Morally you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them.

• Alan Cowan : Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition.

  Nancy Cowan : What condition?

• Alan Cowan : Mrs. Longstreet, our son is a maniac!

• Michael Longstreet : I am a short-tempered son of a bitch, okay?

  Alan Cowan : We all are.

• Alan Cowan : Did you schedule a contingency for litigation?