- Molly Dunnage: You could be married in this suit... snapped up by some eligible spinster... or hag...
- Gertrude 'Trudy' Pratt: A dress can't change anything!
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Watch and learn Gert, watch and learn!
- [last lines]
- Ticket Collector: Hmm. Fire someplace.
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Yes. Dungatar.
- Ticket Collector: Burning off rubbish, were they? Looks like they overdid it.
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: You never met the rubbish...
- Molly Dunnage: [irritated] What's that Music?
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: The blues.
- Molly Dunnage: Ah! Music to get hung by!
- Molly Dunnage: [screaming] Rape... Rape!
- Teddy McSwiney: Who in their right mind would be up there raping Mad Molly?
- Barney McSwiney: A lady with little balls.
- Teddy McSwiney: [seemingly satisfied with answer] I knew there had to be a reasonable explanation Barney.
- Sergeant Farrat: ls that, uh, Dior?
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Very good, Sergeant Farrat. My design, but Dior-inspired.
- Sergeant Farrat: Myrtle Dunnage.
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: Tilly.
- Sergeant Farrat: You grew up.
- Myrtle 'Tilly' Dunnage: You got old.
- Sergeant Farrat: Sad, but true.
- Molly Dunnage: Go on, make them their dresses. Make them think they're classy. They'll still hate you.