I wish I could be creative.
Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
She sure is the "eat, drink and be merry" girl
Jeff, wives don't nag anymore. They discuss.
Gunnison, how did you ever get to be such a big editor with such a small memory?
Where does a man get inspiration to write a song like that?
Well, what would he be selling at three o'clock in the morning?
Are you interested in solving this case or in making me look foolish?
Say, don't you ever heat that stuff up?
Well, then what do you need as probable cause for a search warrant? Bloody footprints leading up to his front door?
What's a logical explanation for a woman taking a trip with no luggage?
He's gonna run out on her, the coward.
Today's a very special day.
Maybe one day she'll find her happiness.
She wants me to marry her.
Would you fix me a sandwich, please?
You know by tomorrow morning, there may not be any evidence left in that apartment. You know that?
I get myself half killed for you and you reward me by stealing my assignments.
The New York State sentence for a Peeping Tom is six months in the workhouse.
Oh, Jeff, if you need any more help, consult the yellow pages in your telephone directory.
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