We could certainly slow the aging process down
Regular naps prevent old age,
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
There's only one cure for gray hair and it was invented by a Frenchman.
You know you are old when you're told to slow down by your doctor
Getting older is simply a matter of mind over matter
Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.”
Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them?
What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays?
I have a mind like a steel trap:
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes.
Birthdays are good for you.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands.
A wise man remembers a woman’s birthday,
The grocery clerks used to card me when I bought liquor.
My wife said 'Honey, let's run up the stairs and make love.'
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
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